Arachnos Mutagenics is a leader in providing enhancements, augmentations, and completely new physiognomies to our clients; to that end, we present our new Fall 2005 line of mutations. Our clavical extensions, canine DNA infusions, hair extensions, and other joint modifications are just what the aspiring freelancer needs to make a name for themselves. Order online and avoid the rush! Catalog items #3456, #3457, #3458, #3459, and #3460.

Coralax Hybrid Byproducts
Our supply of this material is now virtually unlimited, and it can be had through our catalog at a nominal shipping fee, waived for bulk orders. Just what you need to start off your operation off correctly, this formerly rare material is versatile, multiplies rapidly with the proper nutrients, and acts as an emulsifier for hydrophobic mixtures. Smells like cat pee, though.
Catalog #3822

Superadine Extract
Refined from the rendering of seven Supatrolls per bottle, our extract is the pure uncut product, fresh from our research laboratories. Our findings indicated it was not useful for much beyond what it already did, relied on old technology, and did not alter DNA so much as activate specific binding sites specifically within trolls. Given these features, it is available in bulk as a punch flavoring, a hair tonic, or simply to boost any extra trolls you've got hanging around.
Catalog #3400

Assorted DNA Mutations
We have many more mutations than we know what to do with. While these are not our top-shelf product, and may have unknown effects when introduced into another organism, they have infinite entertainment value and can provide that unique look to your minions that you've been looking for.
Catalog #3560

Grab Bag O' Biological Samples
Random samples, some fire damaged, rescued from the stock of the former West Wing Laboratory. No longer sorted properly and too many to analyze and recatalog, we are offering these in bulk to you, the consumer. Will you get Rikti samples, or Vahzilok, or maybe even your own? Who can say? But can you risk someone else having access to your DNA without your knowing it?
Catalog #4000
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