Arachnos Mutagenics is headquartered in Sharkhead Isle, a short distance from convenient restaurants, dockside dining, and local shopping centers. Our proximity to shipping enables us to provide rapid turnaround on orders, and we are an equal-opportunity employer. This list of current openings is updated weekly, so if you don't see an opening applicable, check back. Or send us your resume to keep on file.

Security Head [NEW - DEC 13 2005]
Due to an incessant stream of break-ins in broad daylight, only discontinuing as the perpetrators apparently got tired, we are in need of a new security chief. Our new applicant should NOT have a wait-and-see approach to securing a building, should not hire near-deaf-and-blind personnel to act as primary security, and should be able to see commotion going on across a regular-sized room and take appropriate action. Again, Crey need not apply (we know about their security record).

Lab Director
We are looking for an active, motivated, and above all cautious lead researcher to guide our new west wing materials lab. Applicants must have an up-to-date immunization, a masters level or equivalent amount of field experience, and be certified as employable by Arachnos. Pay commensurate with experience, plus bonuses for meeting milestones and achieving safety goals. Immunity to radiation a plus.

Lab Assistant
We have forty-three new openings to fill in our Lab Assistants division. Applicants do not have to have prior experience, a degree in the sciences, or really even a functioning brainstem (strap-on brainstem can be provided and deducted in installments from subsequent paychecks). Assistants will be expected to move laboratory materials from point to point, take direction from senior lab personnel, and serve as auxilliary Arachnos enforcement should the need arise. Former Crey employees need not apply.

Lab Assistant Wrangler
"Management" positions are open for Lab Assistant Wranglers. Applicants do not need any experience in laboratory work, and having such will be seen as a potential detriment. Prior relationships with established personnel are a definite plus, and any current employee recommending a person for these positions will recieve a bonus upon successful employment. Preference will be given to those who can successfully pass the initial elimination task of shouting expletives for seven minutes.

Topographical Engineer and Packing Theory Expert
We currently have an opening for a Topographical and Packing Theory expert to work in our packing division. Applicants should be well versed in the engineering sciences regarding stacking irregular objects. The job requires handling cryogenically quiescent simians on a daily basis. Experience in meat-packing a plus.