JAN 5 - Beta Version Power Test
Following quickly on the heels of the previous Crey test-use case of mass distribution of Jetpack technology last month (which caused mass chaos and an unprecedented upsurge in hospitalizations due to falling injuries) we've decided to show them how its done - open Beta, that is. Our new open beta product - available exclusively to dedicated mutagenic customers - is a little free sample dispenser of mutagen. While it would be okay to use it on yourself, it is best tested on others, providing them a free sample of our product and you, the customer, with a good perspective view on the rapid action and comprehensive nature of our mutagens unclouded by personal perception features that have accompianied some of our products. Watch the rapid effervescent action take hold in mere seconds!
DEC 5 - Beta Version Minion Test
Our new mutagenic minions (version 0.9.45 BETA) are now ready for testing, and our select groups of testers are invited to take a few home for trial purposes only. Remember, if you are in Beta, you have signed a non-disclosure agreement. The new versions, while perfectly safe, will come with shipping safety brackets attached and a large container of discipline aid (WARNING: aim discipline aid away from body; do not take discipline aid internally; do not expose pets or pregnant women to discipline aid).
NOV 14 - New Designs Approved
After the memorial services, our new designs for the west wing laboratory were reviewed and approved unanimously. Once debris clearing is finished, the groundbreaking ceremony will be held, with a mystery celebrity guest slated to show up! The inquiry has resulted in a faulty Crey product being determined as the cause of events, and with that conclusion we have no choice but to formally break ties with the Crey organization. Until a new distributor can be found, our products will have limited availability in the Paragon region, specifically the Atlas-Galaxy markets. We would like to also announce that the "Type D" enhancements have been pushed back indefinitely except for the one product already released. Speaking of release, we have an open pest removal contract for those who wish to earn fast cash; specifically those who have experience with alien protoplasm. Apply c/o this website.
NOV 12 - Shivan Material Acquired
We've just newly acquired some Shivan protoplasm after a fruitful expedition, and we are preparing to at this moment begin manufacturing new materials based on this fantastic technology! Our laboratory in the west wing has been waiting to get this material, and now that it is here we can begin our service to you, the customer, in the best way we know how: by providing the AM products you need, with AM quality! Our containment facilities have been collecting medical specimens for initial testing for five weeks now, and our top materials scientists have been pulled off of other projects just to accomodate the anticipated demand for this range of products, which we have named "Type D" to go along with our other A-C designations.