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We currently are branching out into the realm of Disposable Henchmen, so take a look
and consider ordering an evaluation version of one of our time-limited Henchmen. They work like any other types, but
have been crossed with Ephemeroptera to reduce feeding requirements at a consequence of severely curtailing their lifespan,
and thus make perfect no-risk trial subjects.
Our disposable versions are mostly backstock until full production is in place, so the version you get until
the full rollout will be one that requires some feeding, and which will have to be properly disposed of at the end
of the evaluation period.
Superadine not enough to get your thugs in their fighting prime? Why hire henchmen and
rely on shoddy street product when you can buy perfectly loyal uniform product?
Start your operation the right way. The AM way.
Ask us about Mastermind Mondays!
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Our new line of Focal Mutations
means less worrying about getting more than you bargained for. We currently are working on limiting mutagenic effects to
not only the individual who actually should be the target but to specific regions within the target.
Currently, our production department has produced three varieties:
Muscle and structure modification. This mutagen modifies the body
or corpse of the subject until it is at or near the desired configuration. Our current product does not mutate the brain. At least,
not in a similar manner, and often not immediately.
Mind and reflex modification. Our mind and reflex modification is the most accurate on the market, leaving most
memory from before and during the procedure intact. Unfortunately, this often includes the pain associated with the procedure as well.
Metabolic and system modification.
This product has been used off-label for maintaining a fit and trim physique, but its real strength is that a modified
user will not need sleep for months; they might want or even crave sleep but our mutagen makes it
quite impossible.
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Press Releases
JAN 5 - Beta Version Power Test
Following quickly on the heels of the previous Crey test-use case of mass distribution of Jetpack technology last month (which caused mass chaos and an unprecedented upsurge
in hospitalizations due to falling injuries) we've decided to show them how its done - open Beta, that is. Our new open beta product - available
exclusively to dedicated mutagenic customers - is a little free sample dispenser of mutagen. While it would be okay to use it on yourself, it is best
tested on others, providing them a free sample of our product and you, the customer, with a good perspective view on the rapid action and
comprehensive nature of our mutagens unclouded by personal perception features that have accompianied some of our products. Watch
the rapid effervescent action take hold in mere seconds!
DEC 5 - Beta Version Minion Test
Our new mutagenic minions (version 0.9.45 BETA) are now ready for testing, and our select groups of testers are invited
to take a few home for trial purposes only. Remember, if you are in Beta, you have signed a non-disclosure agreement. The new
versions, while perfectly safe, will come with shipping safety brackets attached and a large container of discipline aid (WARNING:
aim discipline aid away from body; do not take discipline aid internally; do not expose pets or pregnant women to discipline aid).
NOV 14 - New Designs Approved
After the memorial services, our new designs for the west wing laboratory were reviewed and approved unanimously.
Once debris clearing is finished, the groundbreaking ceremony will be held, with a mystery celebrity guest slated to show up!
The inquiry has resulted in a faulty Crey product being determined as the cause of events, and with that conclusion we have no
choice but to formally break ties with the Crey organization.
Until a new distributor can be found, our products will have limited availability in the Paragon
region, specifically the Atlas-Galaxy markets. We would like to also announce that the "Type D" enhancements
have been pushed back indefinitely except for the one product already released. Speaking of release, we have an open pest removal
contract for those who wish to earn fast cash; specifically those who have experience with alien protoplasm. Apply c/o this website.
NOV 12 - Shivan Material Acquired
We've just newly acquired some Shivan protoplasm after a fruitful expedition, and we are preparing
to at this moment begin manufacturing new materials based on this fantastic technology! Our laboratory
in the west wing has been waiting to get this material, and now that it is here we can begin
our service to you, the customer, in the best way we know how: by providing the AM products you need,
with AM quality! Our containment facilities have been collecting medical specimens for initial testing
for five weeks now, and our top materials scientists have been pulled off of other projects just to accomodate
the anticipated demand for this range of products, which we have named "Type D" to go along
with our other A-C designations.
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